Expect the Unexpected

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[dirty]

There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who wouldn’t even jump puddles for you.

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[tendernotion]

being in your 20’s is like “if I can just get through this week I’ll be ok” but every fucking week

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[the-suburban-craft]

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[the-suburban-craft]

🐸 by Ungfio

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[rabioheab]

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

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[neckkiss]

6 Years (2015)

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[bob-belcher]

much needed clarification: a HUMAN man